She’s still smart as a whip! That’s for sure.
An old Texas lady is visiting her granddaughter in New York City. One day she was supposed to meet her in a very lavish shopping center.
She was riding the elevator when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $200 a bottle!”
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $350 a bottle!”
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says:
“Broccoli – 2 dollars a pound!”
The moral of the story: Don’t try to get snobby with older ladies – they’ve got more experience and smarts than you!
She’s got moxie!
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